Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
- Draco: Nice scar. Where did you get it?
- Harry: Thanks. Voldemort gave it to me back in the 80's.
- Draco: Vintage. So adorable.
- Harry: Thanks. *walks away*
- Draco: That is the ugliest effing scar I've ever seen.
We’ve all heard that the Daily Show made the following joke:
"Just as you were talking, a new terrorist group formed with one member each from ISIS, Al Nusra, Al Qaeda, One Direction and the Zetas drug cartel"
My initial response was low-key annoyance. I assumed that…
Aphrodite: what you find attractive in a person
Apollo: favourite piece of music
Ares: opinion on war
Artemis: favourite animal and why
Athena: share a piece of wisdom
Dionysus: red, white, or rosé?
Demeter: favourite season and why